Psyko-Kinetics

Is utter shit.

What will happen in this episode kids?!

Everyone is batshit and then kills each other and dies then un-dies and then the end LOL ANIME!!!

I usually do weird things to the people who randomly PM me for sex, and I did it again but this guy played along.
Hilarity ensued.

23:31:02 ‹Alex› Hey
23:31:11 ‹Ani Voorhees› Hi?
23:31:20 ‹Alex› Wazzup.
23:31:29 ‹Ani Voorhees› Bananas
23:32:55 ‹Alex› I haz a banana.
23:33:23 ‹Ani Voorhees› I has cream puffs.
23:33:49 ‹Alex› I has a big banana.
23:34:12 ‹Ani Voorhees› This shit is
23:34:33 ‹Alex› Huhh.
23:34:45 ‹Ani Voorhees› I donno
23:35:01 ‹Alex› Wanna eat my banana.
23:35:15 ‹Ani Voorhees› Goddommot
23:35:40 ‹Alex› WHAT!
23:35:47 ‹Ani Voorhees› AAH
23:36:17 ‹Alex› On your knees.
23:36:39 ‹Ani Voorhees› I don't have any knees.
23:36:52 ‹Alex› ???
23:37:14 ‹Ani Voorhees› They were amputated.
23:37:34 ‹Alex› Ah.
23:37:39 ‹Alex› Wanna suck my dick?
23:37:44 * Alex smiles down at her
23:38:04 ‹Ani Voorhees› Sure. My mouth is on my forehead, though.
23:38:23 ‹Alex› Not a problem.
23:38:40 * Ani Voorhees headbutts.
23:39:00 * Alex unzips his pants so his dick goes into her mouth
23:39:15 * Ani Voorhees HEADBUTTS OVER AND OVER.
23:39:42 * Alex groans smiling
23:39:56 * Ani Voorhees HEAD BANGING
23:40:57 * Alex pulls out shooting his load over her face
23:41:22 * Ani Voorhees uses her ear tongues to lick it off.
23:41:52 * Alex smiles down at her "Like my sauce?"
23:42:12 * Ani Voorhees goes wall-eyed. This means she likes it.
23:43:07 * Alex flops his cock against her face
23:43:23 * Ani Voorhees wears it as a hat.
23:43:42 ‹Alex› "No suck it."
23:44:02 * Ani Voorhees headbutts some more, then.
23:44:41 * Alex smiles playing with her hair
23:45:05 * Ani Voorhees uses her hair to lick his balls.
23:45:35 * Alex moans his cock twitching
23:46:06 * Ani Voorhees tries to use her spider tentacles to rub his nipples.
23:46:38 * Alex shudders in pleasure
23:47:11 * Ani Voorhees squirts her eggs onto them. Her babies hatch and massage his nipples sensually.
23:47:36 * Alex smiles down at her  his cock entering her throaght
23:48:22 * Ani Voorhees moans through her eyes, her irises extending and wrapping around her breasts in delight.
23:49:17 ‹Alex› "I'm gonna cum."
23:50:16 * Ani Voorhees screams at him in backwards Dutch that she is too, ripping her tits open to expose two pulsating vulvas that are overflooding with glittery semen.
23:50:51 * Alex pulls out spraying her body in cum
23:51:28 * Ani Voorhees squeals like a pig, dousing his body right back with double rainbow fudge brownie batter.
23:52:55 * Alex smiles waving his cock ifront of her face "You like this?"
23:54:41 * Ani Voorhees gurgles in approval
23:55:01 ‹Alex› "Please it."
23:55:23 * Ani Voorhees strokes it with her titginas.
23:55:42 ‹Alex› "Mmm keep going."
23:56:07 * Ani Voorhees coats it in her glittery discharge.
23:56:23 * Alex twitches in pleasure
23:56:50 * Ani Voorhees moonwalks up and down his cock.
23:57:18 * Alex lifts her uup preparing to fuck her
23:58:20 * Ani Voorhees is convulsing in anticipation.
23:58:45 * Alex lowers her
3:57:18 * Alex lifts her uup preparing to fuck her
23:58:20 * Ani Voorhees is convulsing in anticipation.
23:58:45 * Alex lowers her
23:59:23 * Ani Voorhees sings about the moon-a and the june-a and the spring-a in ECSTASY.
00:00:18 * Alex reaches her depths before using her like a toy
00:01:01 * Ani Voorhees writhes. "You're my favorite deputy!"
00:01:25 ‹Alex› "Hehe."
00:01:48 * Ani Voorhees extends her wings.
00:02:02 * Alex lets her go
00:02:19 * Ani Voorhees falls with style.
00:02:35 * Alex keeps fucking her
00:03:18 * Ani Voorhees purrs like a walrus, using her clitoris shoes to keep attached to him.
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And then he left.